There's one thing I especially hate about fulltime life: LAUNDROMATS!!!!!! How many dirty disgusting laundromats have you been in? Why isn't there a website dedicated to nice shiny new laundromats? Even my Garmin Nuvi lacks a category titled: laundromats. It's AWFUL to pick one out of the phonebook and find oneself in a BAD PART OF TOWN. And I ain't talking about Leroy Brown. These guys will send shivers down your spine and make you hold one to your cellphone with "911" on the quick dial.

And there's the horrible thoughts that go through my head as I throw my clothes into the dryer: is it possible to get lice from this? What about those high levels of E-coli in wet laundry? I use bleach but I'm worried about the other guy! And did the establishment even bother to clean out the lint traps because it SURE IS TAKING A LONG TIME for my clothes to dry!!!!!! Oh how I hate laundry day!

Maybe I should invest in a wardrobe of quick-dry synthetic fibers and break down and build one of those stupid plastic pipe laundry racks on the back of my rig. Or better yet maybe I won't even do laundry. I'll just become another crusty, stinking curmudgeon!